1. Thanks for the advice, I bet you love giving it and go around dishing it out often.
2. I don't like simplistic pronouncements that pretend to tell the truth about life. Good enough?
3. How do you even know how much TV I watch?
4. All emotions are not beautiful. Some are very ugly, get over it.
5. I have a ghastly premonition about your inspiring dream, but fire away.
6. I don't want to travel often, I have M.E. and Brighton is close.
7. Share my passion? You'll be lucky if I even share a packet of Monster Munch. Pickled onion flavour, if you want to know, very nice - for those that like that sort of thing, which I do. There, I've shared something.